Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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