ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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