Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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