yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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