Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
accomplished twins. life is a go
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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