everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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