Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We need to rekindle our bromance
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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