when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
