I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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