If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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