yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
