you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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