my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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