Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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