My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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