I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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