I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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