I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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