I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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