Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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