If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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