I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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