Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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