community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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