I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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