Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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