I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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