One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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