It's Friday. Sex?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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