Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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