She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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