I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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