I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle