do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god