Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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