Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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