You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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