You can't motorboat a personality
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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