is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Two words: nipple clamps
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