It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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