Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
