I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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