I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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