my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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