did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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