You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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