I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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