Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
vagina is talking i cant
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
