do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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