I heard we made out
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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