no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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