And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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