Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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