Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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