This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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