I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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