yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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