It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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